Xylomancy

Good at Computers

In the future, if I ever get good at computers, I will build a robot army of virtual scholars to read PDFs and watch movies and listen to audiobooks for me, and to give me summaries.

Examples:

• Computer, read these ten thousand articles and pick out the good parts and then give me a five-minute report in Spanish at 3 o’clock.
• Computer, where are my wallet and keys?
• Computer, execute complete shutdown of the holodeck.

December 6, 2019